From the
JOKIN' AROUND DISK
by
LEEJAN ENTERPRISES
P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
South Australia. 5159.
They Said:
"I can tell you how to see New York on 400 secret servicemen a day."
Mikhail Gorbachav
"This quite obviously leaves me completely free to run for governor!"
John Tower
"Everyone knows I am nothing near to the character which I portray."
Joan Collins
"It just seems to me that everyone is a little jealous."
Donald Trump
"Now, at last, I can rest in peace without all those pesky groupies."
Elvis Presley
"The real trouble started when we got the contestants mixed up for the
dumb human tricks and the stupid pet tricks. They look so much alike"
David Letterman
"Just a small daub of rouge, and I'm on my way"
Tammy Faye Bakker
"Smile and the world smiles with you, laugh and you sin!"
Jerry Falwell
"I could sell "Satanic Verses" to the Shi'ites."
Roger Ailes
"Read my lips. No more taxes."
Any Politician
"I read his lips, and that's not what he said!"
A Deaf Someone
"People really need my show, they need to know a lot of things."
Dr. Ruth
"There are people who do not support this ministry. There are a great number
of secular humanist commie perverts who want to go to hell!"
Jimmy Swaggart
"And so we got our $8.3 Million and God punished me, He left me in Oklahoma."
Oral Roberts
"I seriously doubt that anyone was worried about what was in the vault. Most of
my fans were just very happy to see me back on television."
Geraldo Rivera
"Before my husband and I have sex, he takes a pain killer!"
Joan Rivers
"Strike the set, it's a take!"
Ronald Reagan
"This whole fuss will all be forgotten in a couple of months."
Salmon Rashdie
"I'm one of those happy graduates of the Dale Carnigie Course. It sure helped
me get a lot of gals."
Hugh Hefner
"Would I ever tell a lie to anyone? It just happens that we were out of film
the day I caught that 43 foot guppy."
Oliver North
From the
JOKIN' AROUND DISK
by
LEEJAN ENTERPRISES
P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
South Australia. 5159.